In case anyone has ever doubted my ditziness...
Last night, I was watching TV and felt some rough spots on the bottom of my foot. The nearly-new foot file was handy, and I just buffed away while watching Law and Order, then... YEEOW!
I sanded off part of the meat of the ball of my foot. Seriously. It bled a little, and it HURT. But it's been antibiotic-creamed and band-aided, and this afternoon it started to feel much better.
Tambo, she is a ditz! ;)